Things I've Found One Can Do Without Dairy

• You can eat Peeps on Easter!
• You can go see awesome movies like, say, CABIN IN THE WOODS.
• You can get sunburned to the max at an awesome all day concert.
• You can make fun of people's grammar. ("You'll be able to say: I'm achiever.")
• You can cut your hair.
• You can eat SUSHI.
• You can eat Little Caesar's if you hold the cheese and the meat.
• You can ignore ALL YOUR BLOGS.
• You can get obsessed with Tetris.
• You can lose weight.
• You can eat grilled Daiya (fake cheese) sandwiches.